Do you speak English... and other matters

 Today we watched a comedy sketch featuring Simon Pegg on youtube. It was about a woman whose car had broken down, and she was trying to find someone who spoke English to help her find a garage. She said,"Excuse me, do you speak English?" Simon Pegg, who was walking by, said,"no, sorry,I don't speak English... I wish I had paid more attention in school."He called to another man who was walking by, saying,"I don't understand what she is saying. Do you speak English?" But he said,"No, sorry, not a word."

The woman decided to switch to German. When she spoke


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